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​Pilots and Co-pilots: compounded learning

5/30/2021

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  • College educators refer to them as dyads.

Classroom teachers call them pairs.

I like to call them pilots and co-pilots.

It is an often overlooked component of teaching music that adds value by the minute.

Whenever we were doing instrumental work with guitar, xylophone, piano, or recorder, I always had the kids in pilots and co-pilots. You might think of pilots and co-pilots as simply a classroom management technique, but it actually paid incredible musical dividends. Working with a peer partner is one of the greatest multiplier for educational gains in elementary music.

Peer partners see issues of learning with the same nascent point of view. They explain what they are doing to each other in terms and references that are often not valued, understood, or percieved by the teacher.

Each year when I introduced idea for the first time, I would ask the kids what they knew about pilots and co-pilots. They could connect most of the dots on their own - that the pilot flew the plane while the co-pilot helped.

They often had to take turns. Sometimes when the pilot was flying, the co-pilot was taking a nap or eating lunch or going to the bathroom. If they didn’t cooperate, they risked crashing the plane.

I didn’t match the kids – the kids did that. I would quickly say “Stand up, hand up, pair up!” Every student would quickly stand, raise one hand, give a classmate a high five and freeze with their hands still together so everyone could see the partners.  This technique takes three seconds.

I would then say “shoulder to shoulder”, “back to back”, or “face to face” so partners knew how to align as they sat back on the floor.

Pilots were usually on the left, co-pilots on the right.

There were times though, when they would be an odd person out without a partner. That's when I would say, “It's amazing that you were the one that's left without a co-pilot because if I was going to pick on someone who could fly the plane all by themselves, it would be you. Tell you what. I know you're going to have to do some extra work today – you’re going to play on every turn -  so here, take these three Mr. Holmes guitar picks, and you can sit close to me today and be my helper.”

The effect was that the kid that no one wanted as a partner suddenly had more gravitas than anyone ever expected they would have.

One incredible benefit of pilots and co-pilots: After identifying my beta-students, I could match them with students who could profit most from their skills.

What is a beta-student? Sure, go ahead and search it. You won’t find much. I’ll explain the power of identifying and capitalizing on your beta-students in another post.

With the xylophone, there was always only one mallet so the pilot and co-pilot had to share. Whichever partner was not playing, they were not to take a break, or as I used to say, “This is not a time for you to go to Wawa and get yourself a slushie”.

When a partner was not playing, they were a second set of eyes and hands for the playing partner. They were to be watching their co-partner, giving advice, and even more importantly, giving support and praise on a consistent basis.

With the xylophones, piano, or recorders, it was important for the person who wasn't playing to make sure that their partner was controlling it their instrument, because if they weren't, I would take it away from both of them. That definitely gave the non-playing partner a little bit more skin in the game.

Pilots, Co-pilots, and Proximity Effect

A crucial part of teaching is something called proximity effect: the effect that your distance from the student affects their success. Some teachers have to be very close to their students or else they lose the class. I was always working on extending the proximity between myself and the students - the farther away, the better.

It paid off when the last row of chorus was thirty yards away from me.

When I taught at the Leach School with children who had severe cognitive and orthopedic disabilities, some of the kids had extreme proximity needs. As a teacher, you had to measure the distance between teacher and student in inches, not yards. It required me to be up close with my guitar.

In a general music class, having the co-pilot sitting closely to the pilot is sort of a proximity “cheat” for the teacher. The non-playing partner is doing a bit of my bidding and carrying more than just a little bit of my water. The time they were in dyads was minuscule in comparison to the time they were simply on their own it didn’t bother me that much – but it had a significant positive effect on management and peer reinforcement.

This is a picture of pilots and co-pilots very early on their journey with the guitar. As you look at this picture, observe how each child’s ability with the guitar is at a different place.  The non-playing partner is engaged and doing work that would be impossible for me to do simultaneously with all the guitarists. This is teaching gold.
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By the way, the boy in the far left bottom corner was a beta-student.
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I kept things at a fast pace. Co-pilots and pilots quickly learn that their turn is always coming up before they knew it. There's not a whole lot of waiting involved. We would switch from pilot to co-pilot in very short bursts of time; sometimes once every one minute, sometimes every ninety seconds.

Take away: If you don’t have a deep and wide understanding of the power of compound interest and have applied it to your investments, you probably can’t accurately visualize or appreciate the value in pilots and co-pilots.

For that matter, if you are fuzzy on compound interest, you are also likely on shaky ground with why a Roth IRA is preferred to a traditional IRA.

Please: in the career of any public, private, or collegiate school music teacher, that bit of knowledge is waaaaay more important than harmonizing modes or retrograde rhythms.
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You probably know enough music content to teach right now if you had to. Just trust me on pilots and co-pilots – and find a teacher who can educate you in the finer points of the above three paragraphs.

Pilots and co-pilots have a real word association for little kids. It is not an abstract idea – they get the idea that the plane crashes and everyone dies if the two people flying the plane don’t cooperate and work together.

Busy kids have fewer opportunities to be distracted. Pilots and co-pilots keeps kids on their toes when they’re using their fingers.
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Here’s a video of pilots and co-pilots playing xylophones and pianos. They start by "flying" the xylophone  together - then  "parachuting" to the pianos.
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They are playing “Hot Cross Buns in C” (Ionian for all you clever people out there) and then “Spooky Hot Cross Buns (D dorian).


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Possibilities

5/29/2021

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Pilot and Co-pilot
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Sharpen Your Saw: a Seinfeld Story

5/29/2021

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As music educators, our day is made up of classes that in turn are made up of segments that begin to resemble seven-minute snippets of presentation.

There's that “Hello Song”. And the “So Long Song”. And then the xylophone bits, piano bits, guitar bits, and then there's learning new songs and the list never ends.

Dr. Stephen Covey cites “sharpen the saw” as one of his habits of highly effective people. It reminds us to review, renew, and refresh all aspects of our personal and professional lives.

Keep the blade sharp. Don’t let it get dull.

I was always trying to sharpen the saw of my teaching.

Over all the decades of teaching that I’ve done, it all boils down to hundreds of seven-minute anchor bits that presented my content and emphasized my core value system over and over to students.

Years ago, I heard an interview with Jerry Seinfeld and how he got his big break. As his story unfolded, it resonated in my head like an atomic bomb going off. He was telling my story. Let me attempt to tell his story first.

Before all his fame and fortune, Jerry Seinfeld was a working comedian. As his reputation on the comedy circuit grew, so did his bookings and renown. One day his manager contacted him and exclaimed, “You've done it, you've hit it! They want you next week on the Tonight with Johnny Carson!”

At that time, the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson was the pinnacle of success for any stand-up comedian. It was what you did before you were on the cover of Time magazine.

To his manager’s consternation, Seinfeld told him to postpone the booking. He would tell this manager when the time was right.

Seinfeld went home and poured over hundreds of yellow legal pad pages of comedy material he had written, put together the best seven minutes he could, and started rehearsing them. He went to comedy clubs in New York City every night for months performing the same seven minutes over and over for a different crowd of tourists each night.
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Everytime he presented the material, he kept mental notes of what he changed to make his material funnier and work better. A raised eyebrow here, a hand on a hip there. He dropped words, he added gestures. He got it so those seven minutes were tighter and tighter with each presentation.

The next line from the interview was the line I'll never forget because it's the image that resonated so deeply with me and my teaching.

In a matter-of-fact-tone, Jerry said after doing the same seven minutes over and over and editing them to be stronger and funnier, it got to the point where his routine was so good and the audience was howling so continuously, that a woman could have walked up on stage, slapped him in the face, and no one would have noticed. That's how effective his material worked.

When Jerry felt the seven minute set had solidified into comedy gold, he contacted his manager and told him to book the Tonight Show. He was on the next week, did his seven minute set, killed, and the national and international phenomenon we know of as Jerry Seinfeld was born.

Jerry was describing my life as a music teacher: establishing core material, presenting, taking data, editing, practice, present, collect data, edit, practice, and so on until I found the best combination of content, timing, pacing, and could stick the landing every time at the end of the teaching segment.

I was collecting data on audio and video, looking for what was strong, deleting what was weak, searching for bad – and good - patterns that were in my presentations.

And always edit. Edit, edit, edit.

Take away question: What “bits” of your classes could you edit to make them more effective?

I discovered that one of the greatest gifts you can give your classes is a tightly-edited framework that they can accurately predict from week to week.

I crafted my classes so they had well-defined and predictable beginnings, middles, and ends.

The beginnings of my class we're tightly patterned, scripted, and staged as the kids came in and did our “Hello Song”.   As we transition from activity to activity, the “Go” times, started to resemble commercial breaks.

At the end of class, the “So Long Song”, with my “I’ll see you . . . next time . . . at Music!” was so effective a resolution that the kids would often jump up and just clap their hands, not necessarily for me but for themselves and for what they had just done.

Take a look at your work.

All those seven-minute segments in your 7.5 hour job - could they benefit from an editor’s pen?

Are there phrases you could tighten up?

A lower voice here, a pause there?

A term that we used in my 16.5 hour business (AKA rock band) was a “tight forty-five”, meaning that for a forty-five minute set, every second was tightly packed with music, with very little opportunity for the audience’s attention to drift.

Teaching started to resemble that mindset for me. One gig a day, six sets a gig, forty-five minute sets. My goal during my 7.5 hour teaching day was similar to that of a rock gig: to close even stronger at the end of the day then I started at the beginning.

Jerry Seinfeld’s story was an affirmation, a confirmation that I had been on the right track, that there was always room for improvement and editing, that a tight forty-five minute class had to include some laughs in it, too, because music is nothing if it doesn't travel through your heart and sometimes makes you laugh or cry.

Take away: I love watching teachers who have made the effort to consciously edit their material to make it more potent in the classroom. Conversely, it’s painful observing a teacher who is on “rote mode” or “winging it mode”.

Lesson plans are for admin. Scripts are for pros. I remember showing a brief lesson plan to a principal but then showing her pages of script that I had written in support of the plan. She said she had never seen that kind of preparation before. I told her the Seinfeld story and she “got it”.

My mother had an old note pad. On the top of each page was the phrase, “Don’t say it. Write it.”

When in doubt, edit.
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Let the guy who created the show about nothing remind us that EVERYTHING can get better  . . . with editing.
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Riddle Me This, Batman.

5/27/2021

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​Riddle me this, Batman.

I'm amazed when elementary music teachers spend four to five years teaching kids how to “shake, rattle, and roll” in music class and then can't fathom why their student’s instrumental progress on a band instrument starting in fourth and fifth grade is slow. Shake (tambourines), rattle (maracas), and roll (drums) et al are all great classroom instruments but an exclusive diet of them does not prepare a kid for instrumental studies – or life.

The three greatest predictors I've seen for instrumental success in fourth and fifth grade are

-a year at least of some instruction on piano

-a year at least of some instruction on recorder

-self-discipline

I appreciate percussion instruments like the next Buddy Rich but the propensity of “shake, rattle, and roll” has really been going overboard the last few decades in general music classes.
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The one sound maker that today’s hip, happenin’ elementary music teacher seems to want to have is a set of Boomwhackers. 
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​The Wackers That Boom are color-coded plastic tubes that are tuned in length to diatonic pitches. They also come in a chromatic version. To my mind, this would be the perfect instrument of choice for the well-dressed Neanderthal.

Lots of gross motor skills going on with Boomwhackers. The emphasis is less on finger finesse and more on booming and wacking. I know there must be incredible lesson plans that people have designed around Boomwackers. What I’m positing is that they singularly provide one more opportunity for hitting large things and using gross motor skills.
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Spending years on percussion instruments and then expecting kids to succeed on wind instruments is a little bit like teaching someone for five years on how to drive a nail with a hammer and then putting them on the assembly line at the Fabergé egg factory. 
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Or training future elementary music teachers and not providing an emphasis on piano and guitar.

It doesn't end well.

Want some successful wind players in your elementary program?

You might want to consider supplementing your 
clubs and cudgels with some   recorders and pianos.  

If you want to hear something other than the sound of a boom or a whack, pay attention to instruments that develop your students’ fine motor skills.

That'll put a real boom in your music room!
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​We Only Borrow the Baton.

5/26/2021

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The podium was off-limits.

As sixth graders, we knew not to dare step up on that holy ground. That's where our band and orchestra directors stood. We were allowed to walk up to the podium but not to put a foot on it. That was the rule of elementary music on Saturday mornings. Band rehearsal, instrument lessons, and theory lessons. And in between, run and laugh through the dark, empty halls of a deserted high school on a Saturday morning – but don’t even think about that podium.

One day after rehearsal, my band director sent me out from his office to get his Chesterfield Kings off the podium.

The band room was empty.

I stepped up on the podium and it was instant vertigo. I felt like I climbed a mountain and the rarified oxygen had caught me by surprise. The Chesterfield clouds seemed to materialize out of nowhere. The air was thick with nicotine and the POV was one I had never before experienced. Looking down just intensified the vertigo.

His smokes were right where he always left them - on the right side of the podium, next to his overflowing ashtray. I stood on my toes, trying to peek in the window of his band room office. He wasn't looking.

I picked up the baton. It felt lighter than a pencil. I expected it to be much heavier. I carefully put it down in slow motion as I grabbed the pack of smokes and ran.

When was the first time you picked up the baton?

By college, I figured that batons were meant for people with names like Ormandy, Bernstein, and Ozowa – not Holmes. I was destined for the rank and file.

But by junior year in college, I was standing on that first podium and the baton was now legitimately   in my hand. I was the new director of the Saturday morning program and conducting band and orchestra rehearsals. Our program was approximately 200 children that came every Saturday morning and as conductor, I was churning out arrangements for our groups to play.

After I graduated from college, I knew I wasn't going to be touching a baton during my 7.5 hour business day for a while: I was going to be teaching elementary general music.

Things can change quickly, though. Out of the blue, I got a call from my old band director. He had to have some elective surgery and wanted me to fill in as his marching band director for the next three months – starting in five days. Was I interested? I jumped on the opportunity almost as fast as I budgeted the new-found pay check.

I was now conducting an 80 piece Diocesan high school marching band. Our first evening football game was success. The band rehearsals the following week were full of enthusiasm and raucous playing. I had written some pop and jazz charts for the marching band. The kids were pumped and enjoyed ripping through them.

What I did that second week was not expected by the band members. I announced that I was not going to be conducting the Star Spangled Banner any more at pre-game.

You have to realize that when everyone hears the announcer’s command “Please rise for the playing of our National Anthem”, it is the one pre-game moment when all eyes in the stadium are on the conductor. I decided that at that moment, I would hand the baton to a different senior each week to conduct the anthem.

One of our best trumpeters had medical issues with his legs and walked with the assistance of two forearm crutches. He marched with only one support in his left hand while he played his trumpet with his right. The fact that he was a talented musician often obscured the fact that he was a such a profile in courage and ability. Nothing slowed him down.

When I announced on the Monday that Frank was going to be conducting the anthem from the ladder that Friday night, it get very quiet very fast. I wasn’t going to say another word or rob the band of the words that rightfully belonged to them to say.

At that moment, everyone was silently looking at either Frank or the ladder. Then they were looked at Frank looking at a silent me.

Within seconds, his classmates said, “Don’t worry, Frank, we’ll get you up there Friday night.”
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And they did.

That's the way I did my first – and only - year of leading a marching band.

By the ripe old age of twenty-two, I had discovered that the essence of the baton wasn't to hold on to it too tightly for too long. The stick is always meant to be handed to the next person. As directors, we don’t own it. We only borrow and take care of it for a short period of time. It only comes alive when we hand it to someone else.

When I moved over to public school and had a chorus, I routinely had members conduct songs during rehearsal and occasionally in concerts. The purpose was not just to share the baton but to develop a taste in the younger, more proactive kids for leadership opportunities.

If you’ve never conducted a musical group with a baton, I’ll let you in on a little trade secret. Waving the baton is not nearly as fulfilling as looking out and seeing all those kids who want to make music. That’s the real kick. That, and knowing that you were once one of them.

If ever there ever was a reason for not wanting to hand off the baton, that would be it. Because that feeling, well, it's something unlike anything you’ll ever experience in music.

We don’t have a deed for the podium. We only rent.

Just like in a relay race, the trick is not trying to control or own the baton but instead, to do everything in your power to insure that it keeps moving and leading long after you’ve passed it on. 

Somewhere, there is a kid sneaking up on a podium and eyeing that baton.
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Let’s hope she picks it up.
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​How I Ignored My Cell Phone If It Rang In The Middle Of Class.

5/25/2021

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If we were in the middle of a song or an activity and my cell phone rang, I would look at it, drop the call, and tell my class, ”You are much more important than the person who was calling me. I'll call  President Obama back later” which always freaked them out.

In my last few years, I edited it with a different ending: 

“You are much more important than the person who was calling me. It doesn't matter who they are - I'll call  them back later . . . . Unless it's my mom, and if it's my mom, I have to answer the phone. She hasn't been feeling too well lately so if she calls . . . . 

I know my mom. She wouldn’t call me at work unless there was something wrong. So if my mom calls, I apologize in advance, but I've got to take that call.”

That would draw a slew of questions about my mom and what was wrong with her. I would respectfully and gratefully answer their questions.

My intent was to make sure they knew they were more important than any phone call but if my mother called, I would respect her and take the call. I wanted to model that if their mother ever called them, they better answer it.

Years later, kids still ask how my mom is doing.
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​How I Always Answered My Classroom Phone If It Rang In The Middle Of Class.

5/25/2021

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If my desk phone rang, typically I had to run to answer it because I was on the other side of the room.

Suppose I was teaching Mrs. Green's third grade music class.

I would answer like this:

“Good morning, this is Mr. Holmes, PROUD teacher of Mrs. Green's third grade music class. How may I direct your call?”

Years later, kids would tell me how much they appreciated that I answered that phone with those words.
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Amplification and Your Voice: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is – Part two

5/21/2021

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​Mic techniques

One thing you learn how to do singing in a rock band is how to eat the mic. You need to be right on top of it, lips brushing against the grill, and not afraid of it. The position of the mic ball relative to your mouth and nose will give you tons of total variation. In a classroom, if I needed to sing full voice, I simply pushed the mic away a few inches. But normally I ate the mic at all times. It also gives your voice much more gravitas and authority.

After my 600-student school, I took a position teaching general music and chorus in a school with 2,500+ students. The music room was huge with great acoustics, a rugged floor, and cathedral ceilings. The school had a cheap 100w 4-channel powered mixer with two 12” passive speakers – but it was perfect. I used that PA every day, every class - as well as for all my chorus rehearsals. I used my own SM58s.

What Exactly Do You Need?

If you are in a traditional elementary school, you probably have some form of a performing area on a multi-purpose room stage or a cafeteria stage. Many times those rooms have PAs built into them. The problem with these systems though is that sound reinforcement is aimed at the audience and  not at the people on stage – so they don’t help kids a lot in a chorus rehearsal situation.

Solution: go to Musician's Friend or Sweetwater and pick up some kind of four-channel powered mixer speaker package. It will be the best several hundred dollars you spend and your voice will thank you. You'll be able to use it in your classroom, too. With that one small PA system, you'll be able to cover all your general music classes as well as your chorus rehearsals.

Make sure the powered mixer is Bluetooth-ready. If you have an old amp, Bluetooth receivers are fairly cheap and east to retro-fit to your needs.

The crucial thing is to have the speakers at least three feet off the ground. Tabletops or Ultimate Support stands are fine.

If you're working in a school that has no PA system in its auditorium or performance stage area, you need to find something fast. Lots of principals don't think PA systems are that important. How many times have you heard the principal bellow “I don't need a microphone, my voice is loud” and then within 90 seconds they've gone back to typical room conversation levels. If you need a PA for a large performance space, get some advice. The best person I could recommend is the soundman and drummer in our band, Bob Brown. He's kept up with technology and would be able to put together an affordable bid list for your school to pursue. Let me know if you want to consult with him.

Don’t share your mic.

Every music teacher needs to have a personal microphone. You need a cardioid dynamic microphone. Get one without a cord – buy that separately. It will require an XLR mic cord to plug into a professional mixer or amplifier. If you plan to plug it into a line mixer, you’ll need an adaptor  - female XLR to female ¼ inch.
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As far as which mic you should buy, go with the industry standard and get a Shure SM58. Purchase one without an “on-off” switch. If you really want the ability to turn it off and on, buy an XLR cable that has an “on-off” switch. Pick up a replacement screen, too. You can clean the original with an alcohol-soaked cloth but they eventually get to the point of no return. The best part of this: SM58s aren’t that expensive and last for a long time if you don’t abuse them that much.
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​If the budget has room for them, buy two extra SM58s – one for solos and one for announcers.

Wireless mics are an option but I wouldn’t strongly recommend them for class or chorus use. I used two high-end rack-mount Audio-Technica units – one headset and one transmitter for my guitar and bass- on gigs. While they sounded great and took a beating, I rarely used them in school. They can be finicky and are delicate compared to the tank-like SM58.

While you can get a SM58 for close to $100.00, a decent wireless will cost about four times that much. Their batteries drain very quickly, especially if the transmitter is far away from the receiver. When batteries go on wireless, it sounds like a static storm. If you are in a school and inherit a wireless system, go for it. You might like it. Before you spend any money on a wireless system, see if can borrow one and try it out.

Get To Know Your Voice

If you were an instrumental major in college, you probably got up close and personal with your instrument. You knew all its idiosyncrasies, which notes were intrinsically flat, sharp, or spot-on. You knew the effects of heat and cold on your instrument and took all the adequate precautions and performed all required maintenance.  If you’re teaching elementary general music, not only do you need to master piano and guitar: you have to get your vocal instrument up and running.

Universities skimp on vocal pedagogy with instrumental education majors and they typically teach nothing about using amplification and proper mic technique. The most vocal instructions I had in college was one semester of class voice with the incomparable Marvin Keenze. What I learned about my voice, singing, public speaking, and mic techniques came from on-the-job experience in the classroom or on gigs.

The best paying you can do when learning about your vocal instrument is paying attention. That’s what I had to do once I started singing back-up in a rock band and eventually became the lead vocalist fronting our band.

Singing in a rock band can be a lot of fun but there are many pitfalls. First, you are typically singing rangy music that are probably covers that your audience is familiar with. No pressure there, right?

Next, if you are being drowned out by drums, guitar amps, or poorly placed main speakers, you can't hear yourself on stage and you push your voice to the point of hurting it. It’s easy to sing out of tune if you can't hear yourself or the reference pitches. Early on, you figure out the value of monitors. If you’re singing in a band, use Hot Spot monitors for vocal reference. Stay away from floor wedges if you can. Get the mix right.

Let the mic and amp do the work. Focus on your tone at first, not power. Attitude and aggressiveness can be achieved through big singing technique.

Any PA that I set up in my classroom or on a stage for a chorus rehearsal had two speakers slightly behind me and pointed away from my mic to avoid feedback or unwanted resonant frequencies. They were primarily functioning as mains for the children singing but also provide some monitor sound for me.

Learn Your Voice Like You Learned Your Instrument.

Which are your best vocal notes? What is your actual range? What happens when you move from your chest voice to your head voice and vice versa when you sing? Who do people tell you sound like?” Is your sound coming through from your throat or from your chest? What songs do you perform best? Do you know the best ranges for the elementary voice and can you sing in those ranges?

How open are your sinuses? They act as resonator cavities in your head. If they're clogged, your sound production will be diminished probably in the area of 75%.

Keep your sinuses clear! More on sinuses in another post – it is a critical issue.

People will tell you that if you sing you shouldn't consume any dairy products, or you shouldn't smoke, you shouldn't drink alcohol before hand. That depends.

First off, a non-negotiable: stay away from tobacco and drugs when singing. As somebody who played years in smoky clubs, ate whatever was put in front of me on a 10-minute break, and took all the free drinks from customers I was offered, I never found those rules to be non-negotiables for me. They might be for you, but they weren't for me.

I always had water, a diet tonic water, or diet coke handy on gigs or in the classroom. Coffee will dry out your system so it will work against keeping your cords lubricated. When I was doing 4, 5, or 6 hours singing gigs, I also used sugar-free cough drops.

A word of warning against cough drops: I always was mindful that I could choke on a cough drop but I never did. I'm not recommending cough drops in your mouth while you’re singing. But they did help my voice and kept it well-lubricated.

Take Away Point: You can always go out and buy a new guitar or piano, but you can't buy new voice. First things first. Put your money where your mouth is. Pay attention to how your voice works. When in doubt, use amplification. Spend some money on decent sound reinforcement equipment. Convince your school that they need to pay for it.

If your schools are as cheap as some of mine were, find a way to finance it with money from your 16.5 hour business and look for ways to turn that expenditure into a new renewable asset.

Let the mic and amp do the work.

DO NOT push your voice if you get laryngitis, a bad cold, or post nasal drip. Take a sick day and sleep. If you have to go in, show movies. Have a listening day. Play the classical hits while kids either color, draw, or read quietly.

Singing or teaching with no voice can damage your voice – sometimes irreparably.

Once you get a handle on using a mic, buy some cheap mics and teach kids how to sing into them.

I’ll close with a cautionary tale.

There was a period of time where I was singing all day at work and singing about twelve hours over the weekend. Toward the end of one late night gig,  I was singing a song and suddenly notes were not sounding. It just sounded like air. Not a Rasp. Not a cough. But air. My initial fear was that I had screwed myself by singing too much and developed vocal nodes – scars theat develop on your cords from singing too much or incorrectly. I checked in with my ETN specialist.

He had experience with professional opera singers and was knowledgeable about singing in relation to the vocal apparatus. The first thing he did was ask questions and listen. Then he asked me to sing a few songs a capella.

​From there he examined my mouth and nose with a tapered flashlight and moved to an endoscope.  It involved sending a tube with a camera at its end up each nostril to check out my throat, esophagus, vocal cords, and much of my sinuses. We could see what the camera saw in real time on a TV monitor as he focused on my cords and had me sing scales to see how my cords reacted to changes in frequencies.

Thankfully, there were no nodes. He said my vocal technique was excellent (whew!) but I was spending too many hours singing and not enogh hours resting. He described my dilemma this way:

“Think of the notes you sing as water in a pitcher. As you sing, you are pouring water out of the pitcher. Resting refills the pitcher.

Eventually as the water get lower in the pitcher and you don’t refill it to the top, you will start to lose notes. Once the pitcher is empty, you cannot sing. You can make sounds but they will only hurt your vocal cords and prolong the recovery. Stop singing and talking. Rest.”

Good advice!

This  covers the basics - more in-depth info will follow.

If you have any questions, send them my way at [email protected] .
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​Amplification and Your Voice: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is – Part One

5/21/2021

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“Put your money where your mouth is.” isn’t just a saying. For elementary music teachers, it’s crucial. It’s is an aspect of daily life that you’ll forever be attentive to.

These two posts will be longer than usual due to the bulk of info I want to lay out.

You will end up using your voice for thousands of hours in your 7.5 hour job in the music room. If you use your singing voice on gigs in your 16.5 hour business, add a few more thousand hours.

To use your voice so that people hear it without amplification, you have to continually project  your sound to the back wall of the room, not to the students in front of you. The idea is your voice needs to go at least two feet further than the back wall. That doesn't mean it has to be loud. It means has to have weight and forward movement and sound like it is coming from everywhere.

Big Singing

Singing and teaching will take a toll on your body, especially your vocal cords and sinuses. There are five steps that I teach kids about “big” singing that also apply to teacher phonation in the classroom. Often, it is music teachers who are the ones who break these rules the most.

Here are the “Holmes’ Rules”: no hands on face, no screaming, open your mouth, move your lips, and move your tongue. If music teachers did a little bit more of each of these on a minute-to-minute basis, they would get a few more dB out of their voice with everything they said or sang. They wouldn't be pushing the cords to the point of potential pain or injury. The next time you teach, check those five things and see if you're following my five guidelines.

Teaching Space

The larger the classroom and the deader the room, the more your voice has to work.

My first teaching gig was in a small, fairly dead, carpeted room. I've been in walk-in closets that compared to the size of my first teaching room.

I was teaching at a small ultra-private day school. Enrollment at the elementary level from pre-k to grade four was approximately 180 kids. It was very easy for me to vocally cut the room, given that I could almost jump from one wall to the other. I had a bright Hamilton upright that had a brittle quality to it, and even though the guitar I used was a Yamaha classical played with a pick, it filled the room.

There was no need for application of any kind, even when the kids were in “scream” mode. The elementary gig morphed into a junior high chorus gig in a medium high ceiling, plaster walls, wooden floor room that had a beautiful but beat Steinway - again, no need for application.

Then I was fired.

More about that in another post.

My next gig was teaching at a school for children with cognitive and orthopedic disabilities.

No more big room. No more Steinway.

Their disabilities were profound. I had no classroom. I had a cart and a guitar in a case that I cared from room to room.

If you didn't know this before, let me state it here: performing, especially singing, in emotionally-charged settings, is extremely debilitating to your vocal instrument. While your eyes might well up, your voice goes dry. Any general stress or apprehension will have the same incapacitating effect.

My first few classes at my new school were stunningly bad. By this point in my career, I was singing professionally several nights a week so I knew I had a voice but the emotion of the situation robbed me of a sense of security and confidence that are paramount to vocal performance. I felt like I was back to square one – and I was. It took me a few days to get my focus together.

As I got a grip on my emotions, my vocal technique came back. The teacher who had the gig before me was desperately afraid of all these children in wheelchairs. The story goes that after her first day on the job, she rushed into the principal's office and said, “Do you know there are kids that can't even sing in the school?” Which leads to the question: how did she ever get hired?

Apparently, she would hide behind an upright Hamilton that she pushed from room to room just so she had something she could hide behind. From what paras told me, I don't think she ever got a handle on her emotions. It’s not a job for everyone.

I was extremely fortunate to have a cadre of therapists to guide me at my beginning weeks. The speech pathologists were invaluable. I had been doing a lot of reading about proximity effect and knew that I was going to need to be closer to some of the kids but also realized that I couldn't be next to everyone all the time.

I saw an ad for a portable lavalier PA system in a journal, pitched the speech pathologists and my principal on it, and they bought it for me. I was able to wear a lavalier mic around my neck, and place a speaker at the most efficient location for kids so that even when I moved away from them, my voice was still slightly amplified near the back of their head. It worked like a charm.

Flash forward sixteen years. I was told by my boss’ boss, “If you’re good enough to win a handful of awards in a school for 100 kids with disabilities, I’m going to put you in a school with 600 students where you can have more impact”. Can you say “let's throw some water in the soup”? I was now back to teaching general education music six classes a day but I was now 25 years into a career and not quite the spring chicken I was when I started my classroom teaching career.

My new room was much larger than my first classroom and I had upwards of 30 children at a time. My chorus was somewhere around 100 children on a school stage at a time. At times, choruses were combined at 200 kids. While I knew I had vocal chops and could throw my voice to the back of the rehearsal stage, I saw potential burn-out. I needed sound reinforcement.

As I've mentioned in other posts, there's the 7.5 hour job that we all have occupations as teachers and then there's the 16.5 hour business we have where we cultivate our brand and personal business. I had been accumulating sound gear from my first days as a teacher and performer during those 16.5 hours. I brought in Peavey Bandit amp with a 12in speaker, a couple of Shure SM58 mics, an unpowered Boss 16-channel line mixer, a boom mic, and assorted cables into my classes and rehearsals. Since my Bandit only had two inputs, I needed the mixer for more inputs.

​I used my little PA system religiously.

Here are the advantages for you if you go in this direction:

You never have to raise your voice, just turn up.

Your emotional level remains static, there is no need to shout or push your vocal cords.

Most kids have never encountered a teacher that uses a microphone, so there is a novelty to it that keeps their eyes on you.

It allows you to also amplify an electric piano or an electric acoustic guitar.

For a modest investment that I used on gigs, this worked exceptionally well, especially during chorus rehearsals.

In “Amplification and Your Voice: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is – Part Two”, I’ll cover topics including mic techniques and what sound equipment you need for vocal sound reinforcement in the elementary classroom and chorus rehearsal space. See you there!
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​We Interrupt This Program . . . .

5/20/2021

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​Before I publish another post here, I want to dispel any myths that I might have subtly created here.  It hasn't been all sunshine, lollipops and rainbows.

Part of hitting home runs is striking out a lot and I have gone down swinging in some colossal ways.


I have screwed up and screwed up monumentally at different stages of my life.

Like graduating from high school at the bottom of my class.  Maybe not rock bottom but close enough that I could have jumped from where I was to the bottom and not hurt my ankles.

At my very first college band camp, I told one of my professors that the music department chairman was an asshole not realizing he was standing a foot behind me. That mistake took four years to remedy.

I agreed to a full-time teaching position, my first job, at poverty wages, so low that I qualified for food stamps. I'd like to have that mistake back.

I was fired.

I was divorced.

I was court date away from bankruptcy.

After being hit by a car at work, I was so in shock and denial that I pretended it didn't happen despite the fact that the rest of the day, I kept looking at my shredded suit pant leg and swollen bandaged knee. I paid the price physically and mentally for years.

So as you see, full disclaimer: I've made some mistakes.

Hopefully, you haven’t hit some of the low points that I did. If your life has been blissfully free of disappointment, scars, and regret, feel free to stop reading. But if you have ever felt like quitting or that it will never get better or maybe you are in the throes of self-doubt, keep reading.

I’ve got authentic news for you.

I'm here to tell you that you are going to make it.

Just like I did.

Well, maybe not exactly just how I did, but you're going to make it your way.

Because you're going to design a plan, build upon your skills, figure out exactly who you are and who you want to be. Along the way, you’ll discover a “new you”. Your “old you” will have a dream-like quality to it, just like my "old me" felt  as I chronicled my past failures a few paragraphs ago.

Just as it was for me, it's not going to be an overnight process for you. It won’t easy.

But I'm here as a living proof for you that it can get better.
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Let’s me be frank while you be earnest: It can get worse . . . . so let’s stay positive, OK? Let’s not worry too much about what might happen. No need to worry twice about something.

If things are good for you, take a moment to make them better for someone else. Write a check. Open a door. Pay for the coffee for that guy who’s standing behind you at Panera’s. If you are low on cash, pay a compliment. I guarantee that you, too, will find a “new you”. 


These posts are a trail of bread crumbs that will always be here. They will always be a reminder of something you can do in both your 7.5 hour job and your 16.5 hour business day to gain more control over the elements and destiny of your professional and person life. And there is a lot we can control.

My proposal is that these suggestions might not be what you need but will trigger an approach that’s been germinating quietly in the back of your head or heart that you DO need.
When Life gets better, we celebrate. So, let's make a deal, you and I.

Somewhere down the road let's cue the sunshine, lollipops and rainbows  - as well as a few good toasts with Macallan Sherry Oak 18 – and celebrate your “new you” as well as mine.
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